Delhi-based model, Rajesh Bhardwaj, studies in college, and lives a middle-classed lifestyle along with his parents. He has a steady girlfriend in Sanju, who finds his hair very sexy, and both end up being reprimanded by the Principal when his lips get stuck in her braces while kissing. When she decides to re-locate overseas, they promise to meet each other after 3 years, and agree to keep in touch via the Internet. Rajesh starts to notice his hair-line receding, stops getting modeling assignments, and takes up clerical employment. Friends suggest a number of remedies to make hair grow, and he tries them all - including rubbing onion juice, applying Phenayil (household cleaner), fresh cow urine, as well as rubbing his knuckles. The hair does not grow back and he starts to slide - drinking alcohol with his friend, Sandeep. He will experience further shocks when Sanju will e-comment on his now visible baldness as 'Uncleji' and quite unceremoniously dump him on the pretext of her career - while his concerned parents, aware of his aging looks, put pressure on him to get married.